If I were to own my own coffeeshop, I’d do a rip off of Starbucks.
Instead of dark roast, it’d be the dark side.
Instead of green tea frap, it’d be called The Yoda.
Instead of Java Chip Frappuccino, it’d be Jaba Chip.
Instead of a solo espresso, we’d serve the han solo special
Instead of Mocha, we’d proudly serve our Boba Mocha.
In case you’re hungry, we wouldn’t have shortbread cookies. We’d have our shortbreak wookies
All our coffees would be in a c3po metal containers and all drinks served in a r2d2 shaped mug.
Wouldn’t you love to drink a coffee and chill here?